ABOUT
MUSIC. VAMPIRES. HISTORY. HUMOR.
A WORLD UNLIKE ANY OTHER.
THE STORY
SUCK: The Vampiric Burlesque at its Blood-Sucking Best is a hilarious, genre-bending musical that follows seven vampires from different eras who use a phone sex service to lure their next meals.
From ancient Greece to 18th-century France, they have found the perfect way to thrive in modern times—until Phil arrives. A hopeless computer gamer, Phil wants to be bitten and turned into to a "spectacular Dracula," the undead geek and scourge of Silicon Valley. He schemes to worm his way into Jinx’s fragile broken heart to accomplish his goal.
Whether you are a theater troupe looking for your next hit production, or a fan of campy horror looking for a wild sing-along read, this published script delivers pure entertainment.
AN ILLUSTRATED MUSICAL SCRIPT
SUCK was created to live somewhere between a musical, a script, and an illustrated story.
The project brings together:
The Script — the complete story and theatrical foundation.
The Music — original songs that give each character a voice.
The Lyrics — follow along, sing along, and become part of the experience.
The Illustrations — visual interpretations of the characters, costumes, and world of SUCK.
The result is a format that lets you explore the world of the musical at your own pace while imagining how it could come alive on stage.
WHERE THE INSPIRATION COMES FROM
SUCK draws inspiration from historical characters, theatrical performance, music, costumes, and the wonderfully strange world of vampires.
Rather than treating vampires as straight horror, SUCK takes a darker, funnier, more theatrical approach—bringing together personalities from different eras and placing them inside an unexpected musical world.
FROM PAGE TO STAGE
SUCK is designed with a bigger stage in mind.
The illustrated script and demo recordings offer a glimpse of what the production could become with a full cast, live musicians, costumes, props, sets, choreography, and theatrical production.
The vision is to eventually bring these characters and their songs off the page and onto the stage—turning the world of SUCK into a full theatrical experience.
HOW TO PLAY ALONG
CHOOSE YOUR VAMPIRE
Find a character that catches your attention and discover their story.
DISCOVER THEIR ERA
Explore the historical era behind your favorite vampire.
EXPLORE THE LOOK
Check out their costume, style, and visual identity.
LISTEN TO THE MUSIC
Hear the song connected to their story.
FOLLOW THE LYRICS
Read along and sing with the music.
DRESS THE PART
Choose your favorite character and create your own SUCK-inspired look.
IMAGINE THE STAGE
Picture these characters brought to life with a full cast, costumes, music, props, and sets.
THE STORY
Read the story. Meet the vampires. Hear the music. Choose your character.
SUCK isn't just something you watch. It's something you can play along with.